as a lunatic - dealing with myself is exhausting

the rent is too damn high - but why oh why crazy housecoat man?

let’s talk about losing a thousand bucks versus losing a BILLION and how a billion may not be as bad

The death of the manual tranny and the car as we know it

Let’s discuss the tragic decline of tangible smut

A roof has never been less affordable…or a sink…or a commode (everyone deserves at least a commode)

Parents could all be diagnosed with Stockholm Syndrome

The thankless heroism of being a good host…

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They makes butts look great

This was an algorithm’s nightmare from start to jumbled finish

Some people are terrible - honestly

I miss the show COPS - it was the pinnacle of trash TV - the OG reality show

Let’s talk about being a small fish in a big ocean full of sharks…and snakes

LEGO - what a concept and what a history - EVERYTHING is AWESOME (so long as it’s LEGO)

Let’s talk about moms in a way that no one wants us to talk about moms… especially moms. Ummmmm… viewer discrestion advised for moms (and kids) (I’m sorry Mom - love you)

Airplanes are really cool when parts are not falling off in midair

Young, dumb, and full off…interpersonal ineptitude

Skynet is self Checkout or self checkout is Skynet - it’s all confusing cause of the Terminator time travel mumbo jumbo

Creed is the diluted chicken broth of rock music

I set lofty ambitions for finding love this year

Let’s take a dive into the wrong side of Thanksgiving

Dating is easy - but it’s not - but it is

it’s so cold and so quiet and so loud and so emotional

Let’s talk family love and bedroom love - let’s try not to mix those up