I think I’m going to start getting good, old-fashioned physical letters of hate

50 episodes in! Thanks to the many handfuls of people that don’t try too hard to get me to stop this ridiculousness

Bikes are for bohemians and beatniks…

Where have I been? What is going on here?

as a lunatic - dealing with myself is exhausting

the rent is too damn high - but why oh why crazy housecoat man?

let’s talk about losing a thousand bucks versus losing a BILLION and how a billion may not be as bad

The death of the manual tranny and the car as we know it

Let’s discuss the tragic decline of tangible smut

A roof has never been less affordable…or a sink…or a commode (everyone deserves at least a commode)

Parents could all be diagnosed with Stockholm Syndrome

The thankless heroism of being a good host…

Follow for more winning life strategies

They makes butts look great

This was an algorithm’s nightmare from start to jumbled finish

Some people are terrible - honestly

I miss the show COPS - it was the pinnacle of trash TV - the OG reality show

Let’s talk about being a small fish in a big ocean full of sharks…and snakes

LEGO - what a concept and what a history - EVERYTHING is AWESOME (so long as it’s LEGO)

Let’s talk about moms in a way that no one wants us to talk about moms… especially moms. Ummmmm… viewer discrestion advised for moms (and kids) (I’m sorry Mom - love you)

Airplanes are really cool when parts are not falling off in midair

Young, dumb, and full off…interpersonal ineptitude

Skynet is self Checkout or self checkout is Skynet - it’s all confusing cause of the Terminator time travel mumbo jumbo

Creed is the diluted chicken broth of rock music

I set lofty ambitions for finding love this year

Let’s take a dive into the wrong side of Thanksgiving